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Acid is not a monday night drug

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.

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(805): View more from California

I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.

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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".

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(314): View more from Missouri

You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring

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