Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
