No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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