WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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