Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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