protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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