Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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