ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It was confusing and full of hummus
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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