There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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