If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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