So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
