McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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