I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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