The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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