it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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