either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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