Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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