none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
