I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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