Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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