im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
So many bounce houses so little time
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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