school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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