Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
