I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
