just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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