No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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