Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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