3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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