do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
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