She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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