i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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