Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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