plz talk dirty to me
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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