my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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