Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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