im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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