5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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