Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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