Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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