Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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