Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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