id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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