Well douche your snatch and let's go!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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