Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
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