Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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