Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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