I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
