omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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