yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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