..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
false alarm, still single
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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