I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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